So I'm on my best friends computer. She brought me the box, told me it was "all messed up" and asked me to "fix it". There really wasn't much wrong with it other than general maintenance, some registry issues and a few programs that needed to go.

Now, being the devious friend that I am......I think she needs some surprises to find later considering I'm doing this for free.

So far.....I've installed firefox 3. That's not too devious, but could be if someone isn't used to a new browser. I set it to default and I'm going to force her to learn how to use it.

Bring on some suggestions folks! I'd like to leave her some little surprises to find when she gets it home.

Ahh the computer repair person always knows everyone's dark secrets!!

You're bad.


Edit: To Heather.

put some nude spread eagle pics of your self on there

and when your done fixing her computer, you can fix mine...lol

well that was a good start, now you need to change her mp3 player

change the windows start up screen wallpaper to read some message like....you are now pregnant....or some such devilish and disturbing theme.

did that to my sec at work and she nearly had a stroke..lol...exclaimed...."How did my computer know what I did last night!"..then turned beet red

You could just make firefox 3 have internet explorers icons and she may not notice.Go to default programs and disable internet explorer (the insecure browser).

Actually 51
where is the hammer

Bwahahahahaha!

Indeed!

THAT would cause the whole system to crash and never regain it's stability.....ICK!

One favor deserves another!

Windows Media Player not ok for her? Heck, I still use it....hehe.

OMG......that reminds me what I did to my ex husband. HUGE screensaver that came on after just a few seconds that said
"Do NOT view porn".

I don't want to disable it because there still are just a few websites that require it.
Changing the icon is sneaky though!

She's gonna need it......woot!

A scheduled task to go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 every day at the same time.

You can make a bat file with the following line in it...



and execute it whenever with a Windows Scheduled Task.

Or have it browse to a photobucket account and show a picture. You could then change the picture from time to time, while maintaining the same name, just to confuse her.



Changing the windows noises is always good too.

Good ones!!!

My windows start-up sound is Atomic Dog......
Bow wow wow yippie........

if it's a Dell.....get rid of it!.it was doomed to begin with

I just bought one two months ago. Don't say that.

My Dad has had one for several years with no problem, btw.