What is your favorite funny movie quote?
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose not up it!
Sorry sir, doing my best.
Who made that man a gunner.
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he.
He's an Asshole sir.
I know that.What's his name?
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an asshole to sir, gunners mate, First class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
'Yo!'
I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing Assholes!

"How are we ever going to make this relationship work if you don't do what I say".

Kevin Costner-Open Range

Kris: [First lines] Don't be a fag.
Matt: I won't. **** off.
Kris: No *****ing out.
Matt: I'm not! Will you just...
Kris: All right. Come on.
Matt: OK.
Kris: OK?
Matt: Yes!
Kris: You're not moving.
Matt: Well, neither are you.
Kris: Jesus Christ, man...
Matt: I'm ****ing - I'm closer to you than you are to me.
Kris: How the **** does that work?
Matt: Because, you know, I'm doing some moving. You're not doing anything.
Kris: You're an idiot.
Matt: You're an idiot!
Kris: Shut up. Don't be a *****.
Matt: I got it.
[they kiss]
Matt: OK.
Kris: Yep.

Young People ****ing (2007)

What we have here ,is a failure to
communicate,

Sadie: Where do babies come from?

Debbie: Where do you think they come from?

Sadie: Well. I think a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there's blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.

Debbie: That's exactly right.


Knocked Up-(2007)

Spaceballs

great movie

whiskey for my men -and beer for my horses !

nag nag nag

quantlet

Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum):
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend

from Jurassaic Park