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In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations....discuss amongst yourselves
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In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations....discuss amongst yourselves You must have met my alcoholic brother.... |
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check Please!!
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sorry cutieful train-meister.....but this gal was created...By God...in the image of God....and the people said
AMEN AND AMEN |
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Edited by
markc48
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Thu 11/13/08 06:39 PM
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Does he look like a monkey. But drinks like a fish.
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Does he look like a monkey. But drinks like a fish. EXACTLY.....
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I did paleontology work for the Museum of Natural history..(Danver/Vancouver/Mexico City)
Gonna ask before I answer... Are you sure you want to stick to the original question? |
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I can finally stop looking for myself
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Could have happened that way...
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God says no......
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a retarded fish,hmmmmmm well there is nothing wrong with that theory....but was the woman created by the rib of the squirrel
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(((E)))
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a retarded fish,hmmmmmm well there is nothing wrong with that theory....but was the woman created by the rib of the squirrel I've noticed you have taken over the top spot lately. 
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Edited by
RKISIT
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Fri 11/14/08 06:39 AM
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a retarded fish,hmmmmmm well there is nothing wrong with that theory....but was the woman created by the rib of the squirrel I've noticed you have taken over the top spot lately.  actually the advertisment is
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In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations....discuss amongst yourselves Well that is more plausible than christianity. |
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I though it was the Aliens that had sex with the monkeys ????
Now I am confused.... |
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Edited by
Marley
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Fri 11/14/08 06:42 AM
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I've always been a staunch proponent of begatting. However, I'm not sure I'm entirely in favor of interspecies sex. Knew some guys raised on farms that talked about a practice called stump-breaking. Called for interaction with bovines.
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 In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations....discuss amongst yourselves Well that is more plausible than christianity. |
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