sarcasm, take no psht attitude, knows how to have fun, gentle but rough also, expressess emotion, lete me know inside of his head, likes to try new things, very passionate, hoplessly romantic, and likes the fire, moonlight, sunlight, and stars.

and this is beyond my basic "list" in qualifying features.

its a mathmatic improbability...but really i mighta hit the lottery, lol

Due to my sarcasm, cynicism, bluntness, brutal honesty, and inability to suffer fools well, I am 99% of the time referred to as an @sshole.

And then I shine them on and continue with my day.

im the same way.

How come there arent any kung fu masters here????

I need a little wax on wax off!!! A little round house kick....no contact of course!!!

Oh I loathe materialistic toy lovers or techies too. The ones with two iphones, a new car every year, gaming consoles (plural), care about the brand of clothing.

I can't tolerate that. It's so freaking prissy and vain. Not to mention a waste.

I want a utilitarian who cares about things that actually matter.

Someone who is not into fads, trends, or the current "flavor of the week" style.

Must have common sense, and use it.

oooo also he must like animals.
weird animals.

i currently only have a cat, but i have had many kinds of animals in my house over the years.

i want a duck. of course i know it will have to be an outside duck. and i want a fish tank again someday. so pretty.

MUST LIKE ANIMALS.....
and also Im not really a "dog" person..but an outside dog would be okay.

Sarcasm and cynicism are essentials for me.

Also she has to be willing to do laundry.

It helps if she's an international expert on Neptunian gravity.

Damn.....I was so IN until that last one.

That's kind of an inside joke -- there is really only one thing to learn on that one!

Awww and here I thought you wanted to tease me. And keep me at arm's length....

some1 who can get a joke or atleast laugh at the ones she doesnt get and has to be extremly assertive or else ill feel like a **** all the time becasue i am, likes to try out (almost) anything between the sheets and absolutley has to understand im a bull****ter...but in a good way, not like ill be home in 20 mins and show up the next mornin i mean like, your moms cooking is absolutley amazing.... and it taste more like burnt rubber

wow....i sound extremly picky...but id settle for sarcastic lol

That's what I wanted you to think. For a few seconds, anyway.

You are so freaking hawt..... I mean, I adore you so much I went out with that one guy 'cus he used a Lexy word. What's that tell you? I have a hot date tomorrow, he used the word arrested properly and in context but it had nothing to do with handcuffs. That was hot. I'm so easy.... I swear.

also, i like tattoos. so sexy...so sexy

i dont know if that qualifies as a weird preference or not though

My sister is America's second leading expert on Euripides.

You mean like "arrested" as in the halting of motion? You almost never hear it used like that anymore....

Euripides, you buy dem.

yeah right you say that now

but after you get them in your clutches the deal will change

it always does

everbody says it is this they want till they get it

ssshhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzz

sure yaeh uhh-uh i know yer different

they all are

hair on his chest is also a good thing. seriosuly. love it