ok well i just got out of a horrible relationship and just wanted to see how many hugs or pick up lines i could get LOL

Oh boy did you come to the right place...

Here goes--"What you need to get over him is to get with me, Babe"

nice one

Sorry you had a horrible relationship. I'm not going to hit on you but I do like your profile name

i poo pooed in my pants..yeah i caca alot

Would you hold this for me?

Oh Dirty.....Honey I have waited for you. I just could never want another after the first time I looked into your soulful eyes. You are my one...my all...my heart's desire....and now I offer myself to you wholey...unconditionally. Now let me pour you a bubble bath...light some candles...put on some Bob Marley...and I will sit by the tub to slowly feed you cheese and french bread while sip a nice glass of wine. You can slip away from the past...then, you slip can into my arms.

Who was that Doll?

(I am spoken for)

I'm sorry, did I drop that pen right in front of you?

Yea, works better with women but thought I would try it.

lol

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

that one is new

With feature like yours, go play in some of the Sex & Dating threads. They'll hit on you lots there.