The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this ???

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dog, Athena the wonder dog.

I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think; that I had an elephant?

So since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again; although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.

On the bright side though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

WAL-MART won't let me shop there anymore!

i had a similar experience in wal-mart...except that i was the guy laughing so hard that i almost cried

a family was checking out in front of me and there were two teenage girls in this group....let's just say that these two probably had a combined IQ just over retarded

one of the girls took a bottle of lotion and tried to smell it, but ended up getting lotion on her nose.....strike one

strike two was that i noticed that these two young teenage girls were dressed like hookers....seriously....and infront of their parents!!

strike three was when the two girls got into an argument and one of the girls said "well, at least i don't have AIDS" to which the other replied "Yeah, but you do tons of drugs!!"

WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!

LOL omg

wow

I work at a law firm that handles disability claims. I deal with those types of people everyday.

Isn't this where you say here's your sign!! Or am I showing my age!!

Have you lost any brain cells dealing with them!!?