Topic: Ode to Craiglist
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Tue 11/11/08 08:11 PM
Edited by tngxl65 on Tue 11/11/08 08:17 PM
-- Inspired to repost

Hey Jill/Katey/Audrey/Svetlana

I got your reply to my posting. I tried to find you on the website you posted, hotgirls.com. Can you believe they made me PAY to join up just so I could search for you? But you must have deleted your profile shortly before I got there. Dang my luck.

So I posted again and AGAIN you gave me a website where I could find you. Oddly, I couldn't find you there either. I'd have joined that site, but my credit card seems to be over the limit. Something about a $5000 charge to hotgirls.com. I'm sure it's just a mistake.

So I posted again. And again you replied...only this time I had a hard time making out your english. I'm pretty sure it was english. And yes, I'd love to send you some money, but right now my card is maxed out. Give me a few days to straighten that out and I'll run down to western union and send a couple of bucks your way. But if you're in Florida, why am I sending money back to Russia? I'm sure there's a good reason.

You know I really just wanted to meet a fun girl, preferably in the same area code. So this time I answered one of the already posted ads. And there you were again! HOT. HOT HOT HOT! And you had been waiting there JUST for ME! How could I be so LUCKY? So I emailed you and sent you my picture (I called it my 'pic' for short, 'cause that's a cool way to say picture on the internet). I have to say I was a bit surprised when you sent me another link to a web site. But this one was different. It actually had your name on it, and it said you were in WICHITA. Not sure why it was in caps. Maybe you just really like WICHITA. Whatever the case, I went all over your site and couldn't find a way to email you. Probably because every link I hit somehow triggered an avalanche of cascading pop-up ads. I must have picked up a virus or something. My machine has never acted like that before.

So now I'm at the public library. I can't get my computer to boot up anymore. It just beeps at me. I have to hurry because the mean lady with the thick glasses keeps telling me I only have a few minutes left. I just want you to know I haven't forgotten about you and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I get a new computer.

I just wanted to meet a fun girl. Dang my luck.



longhairbiker's photo
Tue 11/11/08 08:14 PM
Amen to that.

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Tue 11/11/08 08:16 PM
i think that's lex's girl ?rofl

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Tue 11/11/08 08:16 PM
Great...love it!

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Tue 11/11/08 08:18 PM

i think that's lex's girl ?rofl


She gets around. I think she's going to buy me a Russian car, assuming they have cars over there. Maybe a mule.



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Tue 11/11/08 08:20 PM
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