Everybody who has a dog calls him ‘Rover’ or ‘Boy’. I call mine ‘Sex’.

Now, , has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his licence, I told the clerk I would a licence for . He said, ‘I’d like to have one too.’ Then I said, ‘But this is a dog.’ He said he didn’t what she looked like. Then I said, ‘You don’t understand, I’ve had since I was nine years old.’ He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the clerk at the hotel that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for . He said every room in the place was for . I said, ‘You don’t understand. keeps me awake at night.’ The clerk said, ‘Me too.’

One day I entered in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. ‘But you don’t understand.’ I said, ‘I hoped to on TV.’ He called me a showoff.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, ‘Your honour, I had before I was married.’ The judge said, ‘Me too.’

Last night ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, ‘What are you doing in this alley at four o’clock in the morning?’ I said I was looking for . The case comes up on Friday.

Yeah I wouldn't name a dog that. Good luck with that court date. and I think most men would want sex.