One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. As the passion starts to heat up, and she says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT?"
She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I was thinking on that as I went to sleep.

The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each, to which I say OK.

And then we go to the Jewelry Dept. where she gets a set of diamond earrings. She was so excited! I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I told her that it was OK...
She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash register."
When we got to the cashier, I said, "I don't feel like buying all this now."

Her face went completely blank.

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this for a while."

As she began to look like she was going to kill me,..........
I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man.”

tit for tat i lv it! oh you silly man!.
Koolaid,,,