A 12 year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up
beside him and the window was open. "I'll give you a bag of jawbreakers
if you get in the car", said the driver.


"No way, get lost", replied the youth.


"How about a bag of jawbreakers and $10?" asked the driver.


"I said no way", replied the irritated teen.


"What about a bag of juicy jawbreakers and fifty bucks, hey?", quizzed
the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.


"No, I'm not getting in the car!", answered the teen.


"Okay, okay, I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of
jawbreakers", the driver offered.


"NO!" screamed the boy.


"What will it take to get you in the car?", asked the driver with a long
sigh.


The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the FORD, you live with it."

lol

lmao