Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.

'I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
&g t;says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine
, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our
precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was
a huge wall around those countries

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 500 feet high, 50 feet thick and
completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water

perfect

wow..not for me.