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my online "facade" is just that Alright. I'm disappointed, but I'll still meet ya for a drink.  Heck, I'll even buy ya a drink. Email me and let me know when.
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Then comes da turkey. Eat as much as you can as fast as you can for the total cyclonate high pass out in front of the tv snoring watching football and wake up drooling. To aid in the body high mix scuppernong grape wine or any flavored dark grape wine blessed by a jesuit priest with cream sherry. A glass of 20% grape wine will really get you a body high.
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Then comes da turkey. Eat as much as you can as fast as you can for the total cyclonate high pass out in front of the tv snoring watching football and wake up drooling. To aid in the body high mix scuppernong grape wine or any flavored dark grape wine blessed by a jesuit priest with cream sherry. A glass of 20% grape wine will really get you a body high. I wanna have Thanksgiving at your house!
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Then comes da turkey. Eat as much as you can as fast as you can for the total cyclonate high pass out in front of the tv snoring watching football and wake up drooling. To aid in the body high mix scuppernong grape wine or any flavored dark grape wine blessed by a jesuit priest with cream sherry. A glass of 20% grape wine will really get you a body high. I wanna have Thanksgiving at your house! Me too. I wanna hang with LHB. |
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I don't have any family except my son so we spend thanksgiving weekend camping and riding quads in the forest in southern Missouri. Nothing like sleeping out in freezing weather for four days to relax over the holiday. We cook our dinner and roast our turkey over the campfire.
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Go light on the potatoes. Your body converts the starch into sugars. Don't want to lose that high. Double dat buzz. Put a quarter ounce of good pot in your stuffing mix. Kinda takes the edge off of aunt edna whose such a cold grumpy anal retentive pessimist that if she smiles her face would crack. She's been holding that fart for 20 years. If I did that I'd be grumpy too. Some "BUD" stuffing will loosen her up where she will at least laugh at your dirty jokes.
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Grandma still thinks I put cereal in with my stuffing mix. She asked me what my secret ingredient is and I told her "WEEDIES". On the same note she asked me how come I put so much oregeno in it and why does it smell so funny. Grandma insists that my oregeno must be bad.
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My mom won't let me make my popular "Martha stewart living behind bars mary jane stuffing" anymore. Makes the house smell like bad cheese.
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My mom won't let me make my popular "Martha stewart living behind bars mary jane stuffing" anymore. Makes the house smell like bad cheese. |
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...Thanksgiving? How will you spend that holiday? I, myself, prefer it over Christmas? And you? I only celebrate two holidays, Halloween and St. Patty's!
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Please be safe during the holiday season. If you drink, get a designated driver or call a cab. Try not to overeat. Be careful what you say at office parties. Because the toes that you step on today are directly connected to the ass that you might have to kiss tomorrow.
Practice safe sex. Remember that Vick's Vap-o-Rub should never be substituted for Vaseline. |
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Please be safe during the holiday season. If you drink, get a designated driver or call a cab. Try not to overeat. Be careful what you say at office parties. Because the toes that you step on today are directly connected to the ass that you might have to kiss tomorrow. Practice safe sex. Remember that Vick's Vap-o-Rub should never be substituted for Vaseline. Ain't that the truth! 
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But after the eggnog, turkey, wine, poppyseed roll....comes the nail in the coffin kicker.....the stoner pumpkin pie! When you make your pumpkin pie go heavy on the cinnomon but substitute some of the cinnomon for an east asian spice called five star anise. Add saffron if you can afford it at a hundred bucks a gram. Make a pumpkin pie- to die for. Make sure to take a hit right off the can of ready whip for a nitrous buzz before you put way too much on your slab of pumpkin pie. Then pass out with remote in your hand.
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But after the eggnog, turkey, wine, poppyseed roll....comes the nail in the coffin kicker.....the stoner pumpkin pie! When you make your pumpkin pie go heavy on the cinnamon but substitute some of the cinnamon for an east asian spice called five star anise. Add saffron if you can afford it at a hundred bucks a gram. Make a pumpkin pie- to die for. Make sure to take a hit right off the can of ready whip for a nitrous buzz before you put way too much on your slab of pumpkin pie. Then pass out with remote in your hand. |
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But after the eggnog, turkey, wine, poppyseed roll....comes the nail in the coffin kicker.....the stoner pumpkin pie! When you make your pumpkin pie go heavy on the cinnomon but substitute some of the cinnomon for an east asian spice called five star anise. Add saffron if you can afford it at a hundred bucks a gram. Make a pumpkin pie- to die for. Make sure to take a hit right off the can of ready whip for a nitrous buzz before you put way too much on your slab of pumpkin pie. Then pass out with remote in your hand.  I'm starting to feel a little sick.
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...Thanksgiving? How will you spend that holiday? I, myself, prefer it over Christmas? And you? I enjoy the pumpkin pie and the tryphtophan that's in that turkey!  On a serious note, I look forward to spending it with my dad's relatives and seeing my little cousins. I do like Christmas more even though I'll be with the same people!
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