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Topic: Have you ever been offered something to eat...
Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 11/10/08 07:48 AM
...by a friend? And as you took that first bite, you knew that it would take every last ounce of will power to prevent a fit of projectile vomiting.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 11/10/08 07:54 AM
I've noticed a pattern of posting threads about bodily functions. What gives?

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 11/10/08 07:57 AM
I've noticed a pattern of posting threads about bodily functions. What gives? Bodily function fetish, perhaps? You have any fetishes?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:00 AM
Ppppppfffffttttt!!! I smell success.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 11/10/08 08:06 AM
I never met a food I didn't like

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:09 AM
...by a friend? And as you took that first bite, you knew that it would take every last ounce of will power to prevent a fit of projectile vomiting. ...one of my closest freinds wife is the worlds worst cook. Everything she makes is sh!t. Boils and fries steak until its shoe leather. Makes cassaroles so full of salt the dog and cat won't eat them. Puts campbells cream of mushroom soup on everything. People cringe when they hear her say "Dinners ready". She couldn't cook ramen noodles if her life depended on it. "What smells like burning dogsh!t and dirty socks?" "Oh that's just my wife trying to make dinner!"

Tromette Joined Wed 08/06/08 Posts: 996	Mon 11/10/08 08:12 AM
Being vegan, I've got a good excuse not to try something that smells rancid or looks ew.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:13 AM
The only cooking she can't f*ck up she learned from a chef......chef boyardee.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:15 AM
But then again she burned a pan of spaghetti Os. That smelled pretty bad as the smoke detector screamed in the background and we all shook our heads.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:22 AM
One day she made about 5 of us a plate of food. We all spit out our first bite. She came back in and asked us what we thought. Silently my freind opened the window and we looked at her and all 5 of us tossed our plates of whatever the f*ck that was out the window.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Mon 11/10/08 08:30 AM
went to my ex's family reunion once, only about 25 people there...the food was so bad that what I took and brownies were all that were eaten...and the brownies had to be eaten with a spoon...I was kind and held my tongue and as we were leaving my ex made the statement that out of 25 people you would think SOMEONE would have brought something edible

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/10/08 08:35 AM
Awfully quiet in here. Must be some bad cooks. Wait! That's it! Your cooking sucks! Ah, that's why you're all single. I knew I'd figure this out.

Mummywrap Joined Fri 10/31/08 Posts: 3	Mon 11/10/08 08:42 AM
My friend made me a sandwich and left the plastic wrap on the cheese as a joke.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 11/10/08 08:45 AM
My friend made me a sandwich and left the plastic wrap on the cheese as a joke. So, how was it?

Mummywrap Joined Fri 10/31/08 Posts: 3	Mon 11/10/08 08:49 AM
It was pretty good, the cheese had no taste though. hmmm

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