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last time i saw lips like those i was fishing
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thats more useless then goose**** on a pumphandle!..i know you guys know
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What about "I don't give a flat rats ass". Or finer that frog hair. Or
"That's about as usless as tit's on a log. Not sure if that is what you were asking for. |
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um.... don't kill two stones with one bird
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Well I be dipped in Sh**!
 
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Well just F@%k me runnin'.
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"If it is to be, It's up to me"
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Houses are made of wood and stone, but only LOVE can make a home.
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lol
  nj guys n gals i knew you were out there with em
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marilize legaljuana!
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TROUTH MOUBLES
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i like that one...thats funny
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You want me cuz I want me
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 I could wear you all day!
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as useless as t.i.t.s on a bull
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don't call me what your mother gave birth to and couldn't raise.
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I wouldn't hold in my hand what you got in your mouth! you eat with that mouth? |
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if a.s.s.holes had wings you'd be an airplane
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!!
Like white on rice, flies on sh1t.. ect, ect
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