One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches (40 " ) off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.






The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April' my love, he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. ' Honey, it's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

see,now that would never happen to me

I like it! Koolaid

HAAAAhaAa that was cool.

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