A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A
> huge heart Covered
> in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
>
> Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
> rolled inside.
> The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
> beautiful heart
> Forever.
>
> At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
> When all eyes
> Stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
> thinking of my own
> Funeral ... I'm a gynecologist."

The Proctologist there wasn't too happy either.