I like gay coffee!!!




NOW SHADDDDDDDDDDDDAP!!!

dont like coffee !

I dont either but this stuff is almost like hot chocolate!!! Mmmmmmmmmm!!!

hard boiled egg yolks , bacon & chocolate milk

= gas !

ok, timmy has to go work now !
timmy be back later to play with purple !

Dear dairy, you can always tell a breast fed child. They are scientifically smarter. They are socially more inept. And they've got a smile on their face.

I know sucking on boobs makes me smile!

Old Timer Sex

This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

USA Investment Tips for 2008





With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.



Watch for these consolidations later on this year:



1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.



3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!



And finally...



9. Victoria’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese products and all of their relatives!!!

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Dear dairy........do you ever wonder what a cockle shell really is????

forget about the shells......what the hell is a cockle???

Cockle is the common name for edible bivalve mollusks of the family Cardiidae. Various species of cockles live in sandy sheltered beaches throughout the world.
The distinctive rounded shells of cockles are symmetrical, and are heart-shaped when viewed from the end. In most but not all genera there are numerous radial ribs. For an exception, see the genus Laevicardium, the egg cockles.

Empty cockle shell on the beach The mantle has three apertures (inhalant, exhalant, and pedal) for siphoning water and for the foot to protrude. Cockles typically burrow using the foot, and feed by siphoning water in and out, sifting plankton from it.
Cockles are capable of 'jumping' by bending and straightening the foot.
Like many bivalves, cockles are hermaphroditic and some species reach maturity quickly.

You are exotic, Purple.

the farmer in the dell

the farmer in the dell

high ho the dairyyyyyyyyyyy O

the farmer in the dell!!!


What is a dell anyways????