A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to
show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint
a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint.
He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in
a
pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a
leather
jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She
replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted
to prove
to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her
leather
jacket.
She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said:



"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

yep.sounds like an ex girlfriend i had in 1992.but SHE was a brunnette.

Oh for crying out loud, lol. Where will it ever end?!