The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for
joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down
along with

her.
She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me
why
you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all
the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she
had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be
happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more." I asked, "What do you
mean 'more'?"
She
said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her
how she knew. She said.
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
had
a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive

Even I'M not that stupid as a blond! And I've had NINE children! (not
all at once mind you)

I think you might be that dumb... that was obviously a joke.

munta....ouch baby ouch. play nice.......

Blanca hun, any woman who has 9 children and still remains sane deserves
a hug. Huggs to you girl, you rock!