Topic: Animal training
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Fri 04/06/07 04:32 PM
A young cowboy from Miles City, Montana goes off to college, but half
way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.


He calls home. “Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! They actually have a program here in Bozeman that will
teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"


"That's amazing," his dad says. "How do I get Old Blue in that program?"


"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says. "I'll get
him into the course.” So, his father sends the dog and $1,000. About
two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls
home.


"So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.


"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
believe this - they've had such good results they have started to teach
the animals how to Read!"


"Read!" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Old Blue in that
program?"


“Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.” The money promptly
arrives.


Our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out
the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.


When he arrives home, his father is all excited


"Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and
talk!"


"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually
does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing'
around with that
little redhead who lives in town?' The father exclaims, "I hope you SHOT
that son of a ***** before he talks to your Mother!"


"I sure did, Dad!"


"That's my boy!"


The kid went on to be a successful lawyer


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Fri 04/06/07 04:53 PM
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Fri 04/06/07 07:33 PM
LOL - I work with lawyers!

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Fri 04/06/07 09:36 PM
thats awsome... LMAO

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Fri 04/06/07 11:16 PM
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Fri 04/06/07 11:26 PM
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