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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 120
scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:23 AM


Hazmat is Haz for a reason.

BioHaz is spooky enough.

If I get totalled in a wreck, and all those cases of stuff go Blender-in-an-SUV, don't be a hero.

Throw a match, and stay up-wind.
what do you have there???huh


It isn't safe for you to touch or breathe. That's why some of it's on dry ice. Every bit of it is from humans, on the way to identify what's wrong and why.

wiley's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:23 AM

<----checks her garbage.......hmmmmmmmmmm I have some really moldy bologna in there!!!sick surprised shocked scared


Might not be hazardous, but it should be at least semi-toxic.

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Tue 11/04/08 01:24 AM

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
Who??? <Me???surprised

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Tue 11/04/08 01:25 AM



Hazmat is Haz for a reason.

BioHaz is spooky enough.

If I get totalled in a wreck, and all those cases of stuff go Blender-in-an-SUV, don't be a hero.

Throw a match, and stay up-wind.
what do you have there???huh


It isn't safe for you to touch or breathe. That's why some of it's on dry ice. Every bit of it is from humans, on the way to identify what's wrong and why.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!sick noway

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:27 AM
But, hey! It's a gas ripping around on snowy icey roads, collecting this stuff, and shipping it.

I like my work.:banana: laugh laugh

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Tue 11/04/08 01:28 AM
ITS TOPLESS TUESDAY!!!:banana:

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:29 AM
Edited by scoundrel on Tue 11/04/08 01:30 AM
You know what's cool about voting tomorrow?

By 4 p.m., I will already hear who the majority of America voted for. Alaska has so few people, the votes are an afterthought.

Oops. It is Tuesday, already!?!?!!
hahahahaaaaaaa!!!

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:30 AM
It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations.

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Tue 11/04/08 01:30 AM
Is 4 pm the time when you find out????

I will be at work.....grumble

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:32 AM

Is 4 pm the time when you find out????

I will be at work.....grumble


4 p.m. for me; 5 p.m. your time; 9 p.m. New York...it's an interesting comedy.happy

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Tue 11/04/08 01:33 AM

It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations.
You had toxic waste on you???? Dont you have to be showered with special stuff and ???? I dunno........disinfected???shocked

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:33 AM

It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations.


You get after-checks...right? To ensure that you don't get fried by what you did? They might need you again, you know.
Down the road.

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Tue 11/04/08 01:33 AM


Is 4 pm the time when you find out????

I will be at work.....grumble


4 p.m. for me; 5 p.m. your time; 9 p.m. New York...it's an interesting comedy.happy
your only 1 hour behind me????

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:35 AM
Edited by scoundrel on Tue 11/04/08 01:36 AM

your only 1 hour behind me????


It's 12:35, now, here.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:39 AM
I did sneak some pictures. People flew into the site in aircraft. Everything contained in 5 hours. I'm pretty proud of myself. I represented my company in a grand fashion. I got back to the shop and held out a coffee cup and told my boss "I need a drink. Get out your brandy". He said "I'm afraid to drink!"

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Tue 11/04/08 01:40 AM
My butt is frozen!!!surprised

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Tue 11/04/08 01:42 AM
laugh

I did sneak some pictures. People flew into the site in aircraft. Everything contained in 5 hours. I'm pretty proud of myself. I represented my company in a grand fashion. I got back to the shop and held out a coffee cup and told my boss "I need a drink. Get out your brandy". He said "I'm afraid to drink!"
Your Boss is never afraid to drink!!!laugh laugh laugh

scoundrel's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:44 AM

My butt is frozen!!!surprised


Dang visual!!grumble grumble frustrated

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:44 AM


It was an amazing mess. Boss told me I just had to show up and sit around and drive truck when needed. Yeah right. Came back head to toe grease with grease in my hair. Toxic waste on everything. I got lots of thank yous and all the big whigs business cards. I handled the cleanup extremely professionally. I wasn't the boss but incidentally ended up being the boss because of my experience, better judgement, and being able to think clearly and plan accordingly under pressure. Limited risks were taken and dangers minimized. But what a mess. No photos allowed at all. All top secret sh!t. That TSA clearance and all my badges made me look important. I signed for everything that magically appeared. Cranes, giant clam loaders, backhoes, bulldozers. The nextel push to talks and bluetooths were just busy today. Everybody wanting to be up to date on the situations.
You had toxic waste on you???? Dont you have to be showered with special stuff and ???? I dunno........disinfected???shocked
...yeah I deconned. Almost an hour and a half in shower. Lead, mercury, zinc, chromium, chromate, and 36 other heavy metals. They kindof stay stable. You just don't wanna like eat the stuff. Or roll around in it.

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 11/04/08 01:46 AM

laugh

I did sneak some pictures. People flew into the site in aircraft. Everything contained in 5 hours. I'm pretty proud of myself. I represented my company in a grand fashion. I got back to the shop and held out a coffee cup and told my boss "I need a drink. Get out your brandy". He said "I'm afraid to drink!"
Your Boss is never afraid to drink!!!laugh laugh laugh
...yeah it was that bad.

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