A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room.

When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to
confess.

The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."

So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.

The husband says, "I can deal with that."

He takes off her shirt and shouts, Boy! you are small, but I love you
anyway.

The husband says, That he has something to confess also.

She says, "No matter what I will still love you."

He says, "Okay. I am built like a baby down there."

She says, "I can deal with that."

So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she
finally gets up.

She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"

He says, "Yeah....7lbs, 21inches."

omg lmao

LMAO WHEWWWWWWWWWWW WHATS HIS NUMBER I NEED TO TELL HIM SOMETHING.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

whos a baby now,,,lol

Caaaaaallllllll ME!
LMAO!!!