We all need a little stress-reliever! This only
takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week,
you need some silliness to break up
the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...


Follow the instructions to find your new name.


And don't go all - a senior manager is now known far
& wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, 'Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants', by Dave Pilkey.
This book is about an evil Professor who forces everyone to
assume new names.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name
to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last name:


a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, Barack Obama's new name is:

Dorfus Featherbutt!


MY NEW NAME IS: Dipsy Pottybiscuits - ok so that sounds really wrong!

This just figures....lol...Sleezy Dippindunkin

sneezy chickenhump ???

Greasy Farkle Biscuits

doombah pottyhump

Dorfus Chickenhiney

Yeah yeah yeah.. you laugh miss Dippendunkin

Sleezy Dippinhead

I'm laughing at all of us...thinking about changing my scree name now

HEY....We could be cousins

OMG! My name is TOOTSIE FARKLEDOODLE

DORFUS CHICKENSNIFFER

omg chickensniffer that is so fitting!!!!!

Crusty Chucklefanny! OMG!

I guess it could be worse--could've been Chuckle Crustyfanny!

Dorfus Dippindoodle

Doombah Dippindunkin

Well I'm Sloopy Farkledoodle. How do ya like that one! lol

Now this is just plain wrong



r = dorfus
r = gizzard
i = lips

Sleezy Pottytush.
my parents hated me.