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Is the hokee pokee really what its all about ?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ? What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ? If bankers could count how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ? Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ? Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? What was the best thing before sliced bread ? If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit ? Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun" ? If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two ? Why do they call them hemorrhoids instead of "asteroids"? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ? Why do psychics have to ask your name ? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn ? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboard of the drive-in ATM ? Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song ? If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away ? If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell , is it a success ? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays ? How do they get the deer to cross at theyellow signs ? If white wine goes with fish , do white grapes go with sushi ? If love is blind why is lingerie so popular ? If you're born again , do you have two belly buttons ? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ? How is it possible to have a civil war ? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ?  How happy are larks, really? Why do they say "near-miss", when referring to no collision? If it's a near-miss, didn't they hit? |
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why yes, great question...as a matter of fact, the hokey pokey /is/ what it's all about
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I actually do know what the hokey pokey is all about.
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why do they call it Arthritis and not Arthwrongus !! not right about it !!
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why yes, great question...as a matter of fact, the hokey pokey /is/ what it's all about
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What's a hokey pokey??
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What's a hokey pokey?? I'll tell you later. 
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What's a hokey pokey?? A dance to do; preferably drunk & or naked but often at partys. |
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Is the hokee pokee really what its all about ?
~Yes Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ? ~Why is it a driveway where you park and a parkway where you drive? How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges ? ~The sponges are dying, that is why Atlantis is under water now, lost forever What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ? ~You die If bankers could count how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ? ~Because bankers can't count, or do math, calculators do Would a fly without wings be called a "walk" ? ~No it would be called a dead fly Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? ~No, it is also because they look scarier than the cannibal him/herself What was the best thing before sliced bread ? ~Butter If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them? ~I am with you on this one If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit ? ~The audience is aliens, and our show is so bad they only come back to laugh at us then run away again Why can't I set my laser printer on "stun" ? ~Then you wouldn't be able to get the paper out. If the number 2 pencil is so popular why is it still number two ? ~No body likes a pencil with an ego Why do they call them hemorrhoids instead of "asteroids"? ~Because asteroids...ummm.... well you got me here How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink ? ~You can start to see what you are writing... Standard in all invisible ink pens Why do psychics have to ask your name ? ~This I would have to quote the bible so I am not gonna go there If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn ? ~Green... Do you want an explanation? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? ~Why do you say "no Offense" before you are about to offend someone? Why do they put Braille dots on the keyboard of the drive-in ATM ? ~So the blind know what numbers to push... DUH~~ LOL  Why is the alphabet in that order, is it because of that song ? ~No, it is because of Campbells Soup, they did an experiment or something If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move ten miles away ? ~This is a good point, and I am giving it to you If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell , is it a success ? ~No, I but I wouldnt want to read my life story either Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays ? ~Because it is funner that way How do they get the deer to cross at theyellow signs ? ~They put headlights on cars If white wine goes with fish , do white grapes go with sushi ? ~Umm... Nothing goes with Sushi If love is blind why is lingerie so popular ? ~Because love is blind... LUST is not If you're born again , do you have two belly buttons ? ~Nope, Three... The other two are where they drain your blood and transfuse the new... lol Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ? ~Probably If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ? ~Work is another four letter word, you shouldn't cuss on these threads How is it possible to have a civil war ? ~Well, just like a civil suit... everyone gets along in the end, or leaves with nothing If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ? ~Yes, it is in the book on the page with the "Man/Woman Underboard" rule How happy are larks, really? ~I don't know what a lark is Why do they say "near-miss", when referring to no collision? If it's a near-miss, didn't they hit? ~Ummm... I dunno ~HAPPY HALLOWEEN~ 
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lol..didnt expect any1 to take the test- bravo. you win- show her whats behind door number 4 charlie!
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YAY~~~ I win I win... I don't want no damned sushi!!!
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Cannibals don't eat divorced women............
Too Bitter.
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Cannibals don't eat divorced women............ Too Bitter.
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Cannibals don't eat divorced women............ Too Bitter.
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I forgot 1 important question...I ATE WHAT?
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What happens if you get "scared half to death" twice ? You'd be 25% alive. |
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Why do store have signs on their doors that say, "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs"?
Who the hell is gonna READ that? |
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
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