knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said "How'd u like 2 waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said "Sign your name on the dotted line"
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind


The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show u no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show u how 2 grind!


Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said "Thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind"

Rawr...it shoulda been named darling maggie though

hehe! thanks for da flowders!

Any time, cute thang

hey pete... you still not talking to me?

Lol when have I not been talking to you?

:( you never answered my email

Aw bollox, sorry. I wasn't ignoring you, I just haven't been checking my emails recently.

its ok. just drop me an email sometime. would love to talk with you sometime... I do miss you sweetie!!!

Will do, mate


How's life in prison?

lol getting a little better...still waiting for my spoon!!! gosh!....did you an whats her face talk yet?

"What's her face"


Not really... or rather, not properly.

Did you see my topic on S.L.D.Rs?

yes... so which relationship was a knee jerk?

If you wanna talk about this in pravate email me here or on yahoo.