A small zoo in a Redneck village acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.


The zookeeper approaches a janitor with a proposition.
"Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?"

The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this." The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.


"Well," says the janitor, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the $500."

Well, those red neck zookeepers had it all wrong.
It was a MALE gorilla.
He grabbed that janitor and threw him on the ground, ripped off his clothes, and had his way with the janitor about 8 different ways.
They finally rescued the poor man and took him to the hospital.
A few days later the zookeeper went to check on his friend.
"Are you still hurting?" Asked the zookeeper.
"Am I still hurting??? 3 days and not a phone call, a visit, and no flowers!!! Yes I am still hurting"