Topic: Childbirth at 65
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Sun 10/26/08 02:38 AM
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?'
I asked
'Not yet,'
She said
'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked,
'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,'
She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again,
'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,'
replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked,
'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'When he cries!'
she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?'
I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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Sun 10/26/08 02:43 AM
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Sun 10/26/08 06:57 AM
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Sun 10/26/08 07:51 AM
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