An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several uncomfortable false alarms trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was just another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed and gathered up his soiled bed sheets -- and threw them out the hospital window!

An unsuspecting drunk was walking underneath that window, when those those sheets suddenly landed on him.

The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get these "unknown things" off -- and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

He stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets.

A hospital security guard had watched the whole incident and, barely containing his laughter, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?!"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

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