one day , in line at the company cafeteria
joe says to mike behind him ,
my elbow hurt's like hell,
i guess i better see a doctor,
listen, you dont have to spend that kind of money mike
there's a diagnostic computer down at wal-mart,
just give it a urine sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong,
and what to do about it ,
it takes ten seconds and cost ten dollars...
a lot cheaper than a doctor ,
so, joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar,
and takes it to wal-mart,
he desposits ten dollars and the computer lights up,
and asks for the sample,
he pours the sample into the slot and wait's,
ten seconds later the computer eject's a printout,
you have tennis elbow,
soak your arm in warm water andaviod heavy activity
it will improve in two week's,
thank you for shopping wal-mart !

that eveing while thinking how amazing this new technology was joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled ,
he mixed some tap water-a stool sample from his dog ,
urine sample from his wife and daughter and a sperm sample for good measure,
joe hurries back to wal-mart, eager to check the results,
he deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction,
and awaits the results....
the computer prints the following:
1-your tap water is hard ,get a water softener(aisle 9)
2-your dog has ring worm,bathe him with anti-fungalshampoo ( aisle 7)
3-your daughter has a cocaine habit,get her into rehab !
4-your wife is pregnant with twin's ,their not your's get a lawer
5-if you dont stop playing with your self , your elbow will never get better ,
thank you for shopping wal-mart !

This is just so....I want to send my ex to be tested, at Wal Mart.

xD