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Two condoms walking down the road, pass by a gay bar
one condom looks at the other and says, "Hey, wanna go inside and get sh1t faced?" |
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A skeleton walks in to a bar and says "Give me drink. And a mop".
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Two strings walk into a bar where there is a sign that clearly reads "No strings will be served" one sting twists himself around and messes up his hair.
The bartender says to the strings "I won't serve you, you are strings" One string stands up and walks out. The other string orders a beer. The bartender says "I told you I don't server strings. You're gonna have to leave now" The string says "I'm a fraid knot" |
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