Nothing but I don't feel well, I'm tired and people are just bungee-jumping off my last nerve. Idiot in the elevator, sees me coming through the door as it's opening, does he hold it for 2 seconds, oh hell no! Just lets it close in my face, looking right at me the whole time.

ida beat his ass fer that

Yeah, well, kinda hard when I don't know who he is or where he went

I guess I'm just, hell, I don't even know. Sick of being sick and tired all the time, tired of my family being idiots, just wanna run away and stay gone for a while.

i can understand completely

Yeah, I know

And you know what else, then I'll promise I'll stop (until next time, anyway), I'm sick of strawberry poptarts, you'd think our vending guy would get another flavor once in a while, right? But no, apparently he only has access to strawberry

i know right,,, dammit,, show some love for chocolate

or brown sugar, or apple or something! We have had nothing but strawberry for months!

Ok, I think I'm done

yer funny,,,,

Hmmm, rhino fight at the Norfolk zoo last night, one bloody mess and one dead rhino this morning.

awww,, poor rhino

Yeah, that's what I thought. Someone left a door open between their pens and well, apparently it was a territory dispute, though the survivor's not talking so I guess we'll never know for sure

that there is one of them elephant and rhino things,,, ellephino

well,, it seemed to fit in that situation

Anyone around today?

heres a joke fer ya pat,,,,




2009 Tax Code

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009 , the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5 " Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION

I ain't getting a refund this year.

omg im tired