Is it you again outside,
Just banging on the front door?
You say you had enough,
Now you're coming' back for more,
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I don't mind when you send money
and bring your girlfriends with you,
But how could one be so thoughtless to try
and handle less than two?
But that's alright.
I said that that's alright, baby.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe.

Now I'm tellin' everybody
It seems too good to be true:
Sweet things can always get sweeter.
I know mine did, how about you?
Yes, it's alright.
I said, yes it is, that's alright.
I may not want to admit it,
I'm just a fool for your stockings I believe

allright GO SANTA CLAUS

I hit the bottle in the morning
In the summertime.
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way.

I find a party by the ocean,
Buy the cheapest wine,
Call up my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag,
Corduroys, and colored sleeves,
A bindle and some LSD.

Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name.

(bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day.
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to ****!

Now the party was jumpin'
And the girls were fine,
With the lipstick summer glaze!

I got so many women
Comin' after me
I put some ***** on lay-away.

I was smoked out,
Torn up,
Drunk as ****
And I wouldn't want to change a thing!

Young and dumb
And full of cum
With the sugar coated candy cane!

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya

OH! I'm to drunk to **** ya!

(solo)

I can't eat,
Can't sleep,
And I'm bored as ****.
And the girl I want just walked away.

She just found out
I'm too drunk to ****
It looks like I'm not gettin laid.

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high!
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
YEAH! I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
(repeated)
Some one help me!
Lord help me,
Please, somebody help me!
I can't even ****in breathe!
I'm too drunk to ****