Investment tips for 2009 for all of you with any money left; be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks!
WATCH FOR THE FOLLOWING CONSOLIDATIONS IN 2009:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Bros, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner,Cracker

3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

FedEx is Expected to join it's competitor, UPS and become: FedUP

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild

Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants

Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW

And finally

Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTItty BangBang

came up with some good ones Poly

Damn gurl but that was funny...

SPRITE, BONNIE
When I open my mail from one of my old town neighbors, John...I just know its gonna be good

Glad somebody is still awake.

Good wishes to you both!!!

Good ones poly. What a way to start the day.

Ol chitty- schitty bang,bang you crack me up girl,
Koolaid the name,