Looked for the other thread regarding profiles and can't locate it. What's some funny or odd one liners you have read on social/dating sites? Here's my latest.



Love to eat, last long time 9in



A fat girls dream!........

I read that one too- cracked me up!!!! lol lol lol

"i don't do it on the first date"


hehehe...what about the last sweetie?

Not a one liner by any means, but quite a mouthful.....

I am a very easy going person to get to know and hang out with unless you disrespect me, my family or my friends and if ya do it's on from there! I can be a very wicked person when it comes to protecting my family and friends! I HATE drama and people who like to bring drama! I have enough drama of my own and don't want anyone else's! So keep your drama to yourself! I am trying to enjoy life as much as possible seeing as I'm disabled now. I like to go out to the clubs from time to time and have a good time!

........a myspace classic....wow.

From my own profile right here on Mingle 2.........

The pictures in my profile are all me. Some are older than others, just to show different facets of myself. The ones closer to the top are the most recent (except the fun ones of course!).

..........ummmmmm, huh? That makes no sense at all, I really should revise that.

Hello friend

Does anyone really admit they "do it" on the first date anyhow?......

you'd be surprised nowadays