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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 21 | |
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Used to be a traveling baby oil wrestler.
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 Needs an ass whoopin" by me...
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Needs an ass whoopin" by me... Knows I would BEG for it over and over again.... 
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Is planning a romantic night out on the veranda with me
 and the tumbleweeds(will i get spinters in my butt?)
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Is joking about the splinters....knows I carry a big sheepskin blanket around just for occasions like this....
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Has a cowboy hat for every occasion-even Ground Hog Day-has a hat with "little ground hogs" on it....tips it to the ladies...
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HAS AN M TATTOOED ON EACH BUTT CHEEK SO WHEN SHE BENDS OVER IT SAYS MOM
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sweetie u should know-
 you're the one who put it there!!
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She put that picture up to scare the crap out of me....
<-----------------it worked running |
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sorry -those who know me know my eyes realy look like this!
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 Your just trying to get me to look huh... Well it won't work....roglh |
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was seen leaving from behind my tractor
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Thinks shampoo is spelled, "Sham-Poo", and that it's a fake dog dropping.
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Just revealed he's running for Pres at the last minute
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Wants me to "Deck The Halls" with her at Chrismastime.
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Wants me to "Deck The Halls" with her at Chrismastime. doesn't know i already got his present! |
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wants to be his mate... er running mate
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was roasting marshmellows and look what happened...oy...
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Knows she could start a fire like that with me not using ANY marshmallows or charcoal.
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aww... you're sweet...
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