A woman goes to a cosmetic surgeon for the very first time in search of
a facelift. While in the waiting room, she notices an oddly alluring
woman and asks her if she has used this doctor.
“Why yes,” The woman replies, “He’s wonderful! He makes a little
incision right at the top of your scalp, then grabs the two sides and
pulls up and twists. Everything gets pulled up nice and tight and he
ties it off under your hair!”
“Oh, I see” the other woman says “Well, that explains the goatee.”

lol lmao roflmao that was funny