One morning, while making breakfast, a man walked up behind his wife,
pinched her on the butt, and said," if you firmed this up, we could get
rid of the control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.


The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of
the bra."

This was BEYOND a silent response...

So, she rolled over and grabbed him by his dangler...

With a death grip in place, she said....















You know, If you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the
postman, the pool man, and your brother!!!

ROTFLMFAO

ouch!

Too funny Shen, LMAO

oh wow... i will have to remember that!!!!! might come in handy some
day!

That was really funny and that would really hurt bad and i wouldn`t want
to deal with that at all ,so painful. LOL

lol lmao roflmao that was funny as hell

good one for a Monday morning wake me up ... LMAO ... cheers !!!