1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means
half an hour.
Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use
when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non! verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or
faint.Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don! 't worr y about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in
a man
asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

oh so true..

WoW!!!! So Very True

true!!!

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sooooooooooooooo
truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeee!

and why is it that woman just can't speak normally.................lolol

they need this code to keep men asking other men
"why don't they just speak normally"

well they are doing a good job of it............lol