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Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/17/08 07:47 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Fri 10/17/08 07:48 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Do you always go that far on a first date?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 10/17/08 07:48 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pH6inXNwYhI This song fits in well here.

KeepingTheFaith Joined Thu 06/21/07 Posts: 879	Fri 10/17/08 07:50 PM
Well...no, thank goodness! Most the guys I've met from this site are just what they seem. I hope they find me to be the same. However, we talk alot before the great "unveiling" (meeting, folks!), so I think that helps dispell any false notions!

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/17/08 07:52 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Do you always go that far on a first date? I was a DJ...get the picture?It was kinda expected,I felt like such a whore,but it was kinda fun for a while.Then it just had to stop.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Fri 10/17/08 07:57 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Do you always go that far on a first date? I was a DJ...get the picture?It was kinda expected,I felt like such a whore,but it was kinda fun for a while.Then it just had to stop. So you're in retirement? I always wondered if whores ever retired and what do they do for a day job after retiring from the night shift.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 10/17/08 08:15 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Ya, cuz men NEVER do that.....

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/17/08 08:20 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Ya, cuz men NEVER do that..... Lily,the lead singer of the band that played there,ALWAYS had a sock...I swear he did,we all laughed and joked about it all the time.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Fri 10/17/08 08:36 PM
Have you ever met,and spent the rest of the night buying drinks,dancing,and generally romancing someone,just to find out later they're body was put together by Frankenstein.Duct tape(yes duct-tape) sports-bra,body gloves,etc.I don't mind stretch marks and such,but if you can tuck your boobs in your pockets,or you REALLY don't have any.Thats False Advertisement!!!Ever have that happen to you???? Ladies that goes for you too,any sock or pickle impersonations???...Frank Ya know...if they look that perfect, I'd be suspicious :)

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/17/08 08:42 PM
Words to the wise."If it looks or sounds too good to be true,It most likely IS TOO good to be true.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Fri 10/17/08 09:29 PM
Words to the wise."If it looks or sounds too good to be true,It most likely IS TOO good to be true. Yeppers! Kinda my original thought when I opened this conversation :)