Five Parents quotes to remember:

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A child needs love the most when he least deserves it.
--- Anonymous

A child's life is like a piece of paper. Everyone leaves a mark.
--- Chinese Proverbs

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
--- Bill Cosby

By the time your kids are fit to live with, They live with somebody
else.
--- K. Prieskorn

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
--- Erma Bombeck

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Who remembers Erma? I loved every word that gal wrote. If you have
never heard of her try to find one of her books on parenting, humor or
just anything. She is probably the funniest writer who ever lived...

Have a great and blessed day!

Verb

thank you so much for reminding me about erma. I am going to look her
up right now

Love her,,, its been awhile since i have read any of her
stuff,,, Thanks Verb...

I don't know how hard to find these books might be but I would try
Amazon or Barnes&Noble online, here is a list of her books:

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The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Aunt Erma's Cope Book

If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home

Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own Family - The Ties that
Bind... and Gag!

A Marriage Made in Heaven or Too Tired for an Affair

At Wit's End

Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From American's Favorite Humorist

Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

I Want to Grow Hair, I Want to Grow Up, I Want to Go to Boise: Children
Surviving Cancer

All I Know About Animal Behavior I Learned in Loehmann's Dressing Room

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erma_Bombeck"

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I have read all but two of these and wish she had lived long enough to
write a dozen more... RIP.

OOpppss - I meant to say "how hard these books might be to FIND..."

I probably have a couple of the paperbacks left around here in a box
somewhere. She was so awesome.

"I hope when YOU become a mother YOUR child acts worse than YOU ARE
ACTING right NOW"...gee..thanks mom!!! (girlfriend you UNDERSTAND this
one with my lil snookums for sure!!)ROTFLMAO!!!

"Happiness is watching your child MOVE OUT"
yup! another famous quote from my own MOTHER..