Ok Peeps, a F*cking Bee swarm moved into a wall via a hole in the roof
(Thank God they aren't IN the house)! I've been reading sites for a
while but nothings straight forward; How do I get rid of them?

gas!! lol lol the roof the roof the roofis on fire!!!

Sluggo have tried calling the city they will send someone out to remove
the hive,,, We had one in Pasadena,, they came out and removed it,,,,

Spray honey at them, they hate that!!

Stick some meatloaf in it...

YOU COULD KNOCK THE BEEHIVE DOWN AND HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER WORKS GOOD.
OR A GARDEN HOSE. PRETTY DANGEROUS THO. IM ALLERGIC:)

that would defintly get rid of the bees and
sluggo

Throw the main at your load center (breaker box), get up on the roof
with a square of visqueen with duct tape overlapping the edges large
enough to cover the hole,...I hate to say this but pour straight
gasoline down into the hole. The vapors will kill every bee there in a
very short while ('bout 5 min. tops)..remember to cover the hole when
you stop pouring the gasoline as the vapors will not kill all of them on
contact and you will get your ass ate alive if you do not cover it. So,
cover the hole, wait for two hours (this will not only give ample time
to kill any Superman type bees you might have in there it will provide
more than enough time for the gasoline to evaporate). Go up there,
uncover the hole, patch it with something more permanent(clear
electrician's caulk works the best if it's a small hole), then close the
main back (turn the power back on). You're done and so are the bees!

Once again-duct tape comes to the rescue!

Any bee problem I have I just send my son after em. He’s been catchen
and de-stingering the little critters since he was 2. Oh ya, been stung
many times and he’ll run in and show everybody, like a trophy.
I had ants move into the attic once. No stingers on them so the son
wasn’t interested. I got a couple of those cans of fumigation stuff and
put up there. Took care of them just fine.

duct tape will save your life!

Ya, you could hang duct tape all over the place like fly strips and put
small pieces of spam on them.

heatherrae is not kidding...I got ripped once, but you can't tell. My
whole backing is duct tape... wait a minute...

I"M STUCK!!!!!!

Yeah lets get on a roof w swarming bees flying around...your ass will be
grass. Sounds like a 70's movie w bad graphics

yaaaay! duct tape. for real although i kinda like the trying to burn
your house down with an attic full of gasoline idea.

Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboys...
"Burn Down The Mission"
(no duct tape there)

Nus, that was Tumbleweed Connection....

You could always seal off the hole at the top so they cannot escape and
run a hose from your exhaust pipe of your car to the area directly below
the bay they are in. open the windows in the house to vent it incase.
Then start the car up for a few hours while you have a picnic outside.

Or just seal the entrance and exit permanently they will eventually die
of starvation.

Call the professionals on this one Sluggo - I wouldn't pour gas into my
roof, chicken I guess, but my insurance is paid up, hmmmm, anyway,
yellow pages, and see what you can find. Had honey bees in a wall of a
porch when we were kids, no big deal, they were reasonably harmless.
But don't know what type yours are.

Guess my "bitter fingers" didn't know what they were typin, lex-but ya
got the idea anyway...