im dressing up as a midget porn star !

<<-- halloween every day

I can see it now, Chevy!

You'll be tooling along, on one of those ground-level carts, so that you're only three feet tall, and looking up at women...

..."I'm a Porn Star!! Wanna try out for a film?!"

I liked watching Pumpkin' Head.

In another life, were you Morticia Addams, or were you Tuesday??

Are there any places near where you live that you would enjoy being, on Halloween, for fun?

<----live's at 666 mocking bird lane !

theres no cemetery near here no

I must have been Tuesday Morticia had a husband

nah, your the pretty neice on the munster's !

Oh, wow!

I like that Imagination! A cemetery, on halloween, is PERFECT for a date!!!

No one here remembers "Monster Mash"????

the monster mash !
i do !

Monster Mash

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Chorus...

I miss gypsy.

Morning Journal ... I think we ALL miss Gypsy ... the pizz-tank

finally Friday ....beers at noon

I just wonder if Gypsy misses the peeps here.

Maybe she got a life.

what is this thing called LIFE you speak of ??..

went to beD early BUT lyin there watchin tv an spidy comes runnin up towords my face an stops an stares a foot from my ear MASSIVE ****ING SPIDER on the pillow beside me like a foot away I spent about an hour an a half tryin to find it an I couldnt so I stuffed sheets all aournd where it could come up an get me , well where I could at least, didnt sleep well after all that............. theres a monster under my bed

Purple .... another reason my mattress is right on the floor .. nothing to hide under my bed at night