Frog legs any one

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your
problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should
be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office .

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told
Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of
his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."


The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."< /B>

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" < /FONT>

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth han ging
open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
wrong...... "

i missed them, as well

i missed them, as well

ok, where is every one ??????

banished ???

is it me are is this place starting to suck pond water ?

it has sucked for a while , now...to me.....

if someone solicits advise and they don't like the advice given they get all pissy....call in the mods....etc.

if you don't hold their hands pat them on the back and tell them everything will be alright you're a good person....you are in the minority...blindly telling people they are ok for being dishonest, a thief, or morally corrupt seems to be the "way"....here...

it's going down hill and gaining speed .......

Tell them what a d*ckhead they are!

hey catch...where is covina?

your going to hollyweird??

Look on a map at the 101 fwy thats hollywood.

then down to the 10fwy go east past the 605 you should see
west covina/covina im north of the 10fwy before the the 57

about 30miles from LA

is that on the way to palm springs????? sort of?

yea. palm springs is on the 10 about 2 hours

i'm like 20minutes from hollywood

i usually go toward the coast(santa monica)to play...but my dad lives in Palm Springs....i might go out that way to see him...

i'll buy you a cocktail......if you want...i will be there thanksgiving week....yes, i'll be in Hollywood... Beechwood canyon....

i am not renting a car...but should have access to one...

Sorry my page froze so i closed..

That would be fun.

so you'll be up by the stables??

half way up....one of the original hollywoodland homes...


it would be cool.....i'll keep you informed