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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 10/14/08 07:52 AM
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21. Do you get any premium movie channels?
22. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 23.(Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) 24. Got any penicillin? 25. But I just brushed my teeth... 26. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 27. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 28 I want a baby! 29. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 30. (In a menage a trois) 31. Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46.If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman 49. I don't have to inflate! 50. This would be more fun with a few more people. To be continued........  
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Hey, don't forget, "Is it in there yet?"!!!
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 one of my friends always tells her husband " will u hurry up and get it over with already"
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Heres a few that I've heard over the years.
Ooo( insert wrong name here). Are you done yet. I know you put on a rubber. where did it go? Stop enjoying it so much. Can you take me home as soon as were finished. Your much bigger than my ex husband. Will you please sleep with my friend, so I can get with yours? |
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