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Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 33
longhairbiker's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:11 PM
So I sold my kawasaki cafe racer. To this guy who screwed me out of 1400 bucks 2 years ago. Told him when I get the money he gets the keys and title. He couldn't wait I guess. While I was at work him and his freinds hotwired the bike by taking out the headlite nacelle and screwing around with the ignition wires. He paid me my money last tuesday. Now they can't get the bike running. I sat and watched them work on it saturday. I just sat there eating pizza and drinking beer and smiling enjoying the atmosphere. Not my problem. I got my money.

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Sun 10/19/08 08:12 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 10/19/08 08:20 PM
So I put my suzuki gixxer racebike in my buddy ezras garage 2 weeks ago. Told him to leave it alone and not to ride it. Yup you guessed it. Couldn't wait till I left to go for a spin. I was actually pretty mad. My insurance, my plates, against my verbal wishes. So I get home and there's miles on the odometer and the battery is dead because he left the ignition on- the dum dum. I said congratulation- you just bought my suzuki gixxer. So he's gonna pay me off and buy it.

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Sun 10/19/08 08:12 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 10/19/08 08:27 PM
So my buddy ezra- his wife called me tonite declaring "My kids are gonna have a great christmas! He's not buying that motorcycle!" The saga of fuktard biker freinds continues.

andreajayne's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:22 PM
I need an army to throw you in then! cause we all know I can't do it myself! Any recruits wanna volunteer?

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Sun 10/19/08 08:22 PM
Thats one way to fill a page!laugh

thumper95's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:24 PM
what to come after me>???? you would need the light brigade and the 82cd airborne,, and i think they are tied up right now

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:29 PM
I love that edit button. But I like the self pleasure button more.

andreajayne's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:31 PM
i got contacts with the 2-123rd here, but they are a bunch of sissy weekend warriors and wouldnt do me any bit of good... although, it might be a sight to see them attempt to throw you in!

thumper95's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:32 PM
what so you can see some of them get broken bones for attacking me?? you really wanna see your friends hurt?

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:33 PM
I sold a rare vintage electric piano last week to a collector freind of mine. He paid me tonite with a handfull of our favorite non president. Ben franklin shouldve been. But was not.

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Sun 10/19/08 08:34 PM
Carefull Steve, I hear she is hard on ankles when she gets riled!laugh

andreajayne's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:35 PM
aint no friends of mine, just my exhusbands... LOL


and I aint the ankle biter, jenn is... LOL

thumper95's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:36 PM
aight fine ill wear my boots

thumper95's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:39 PM
aight fine aj,, your the toe biter,,,

andreajayne's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:41 PM
haha! a toe biter! i like that, well, only if the feet are clean though! otherwise, thats gross!


K, i'm off to bed, I'll plot a way to get you into that pit to get my undies out! either that or the next time i see jenn in here, i'll push her in and ask her to get them for me! hehe! that will be easier!

good night guys! nice talkin with you all again!

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Sun 10/19/08 08:42 PM
Nevermind..........

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:42 PM
Last week I stopped in madison at one of our fuel stops with the semi. They have video poker machines. You can win gas cards. I put in 5 bucks and won 100 gallons of gas. Problem is- is that its only good there at that station. 300 miles from my house. But its a reusable card. So I grabbed my 4 big 5 gallon jerry can gascans and strapped them to my semi and fill them up on my way through. With gas going down I probably will not have to buy gas for the next 2 to 3 months. Lucky me!

thumper95's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:42 PM
night aj,, and take stock of yer panties tonight,, cause half of them will be gone tomorrow

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 10/19/08 08:43 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 10/19/08 08:48 PM
Yeah free gas is good

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Sun 10/19/08 08:43 PM
flowers Sweet dreams AJ!

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