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Edited by
Jill298
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; k eep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook , do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to th e Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn t hemselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them , dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the fo llowing information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother! |
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They can't do it!!!!
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Edited by
robert1652
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Mon 10/13/08 12:00 PM
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Believe me I do it all as well as earning a living as well as doing their homework with them and no fast foods in our joint (only once a month) but I admit they are twins of seven year old boys. save the make up bit
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Believe me I do it all as well as earning a living as well as doing their homework with them and no fast foods in our joint (only once a month) but I admit they are twins of seven year old boys. Oh, yes, there's men like Robert. 
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Bring it Ladies.
Worked 40 hrs a wk, did all that stuff and got an Assoc. Degree RN too. It took me 4 and 1/2 yrs though. But I only had two kids. We were trying to figure out the last round of dentists appts. when all of a sudden I said wait a minute, you're 17 and have a drivers license, you can drive yourself. Oh man is that cool!!!! We had appts at the same time. The bad news is less 'one on one time' with my oldest. |
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Bring it Ladies. Worked 40 hrs a wk, did all that stuff and got an Assoc. Degree RN too. It took me 4 and 1/2 yrs though. But I only had two kids. We were trying to figure out the last round of dentists appts. when all of a sudden I said wait a minute, you're 17 and have a drivers license, you can drive yourself. Oh man is that cool!!!! We had appts at the same time. The bad news is less 'one on one time' with my oldest. I think I'm in love.....a man that took care of the kids, house and still became a nurse....(swoon) 
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Bring it Ladies. Worked 40 hrs a wk, did all that stuff and got an Assoc. Degree RN too. It took me 4 and 1/2 yrs though. But I only had two kids. We were trying to figure out the last round of dentists appts. when all of a sudden I said wait a minute, you're 17 and have a drivers license, you can drive yourself. Oh man is that cool!!!! We had appts at the same time. The bad news is less 'one on one time' with my oldest. That's M. Michiganman.
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Can I get his number I want a few private lessons......
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Edited by
Winx
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Mon 10/13/08 06:48 PM
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Can I get his number I want a few private lessons...... I'm not allowed to give it out.  |
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d*mn had to try......
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Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; k eep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook , do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to th e Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn t hemselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting. They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them , dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the fo llowing information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother! on behalf of all fathers, I am offended. everyones story is different...........I bet even yours 
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Psssst....it's under jokes.
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d*mn had to try......
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M.Winx
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M.Winx 
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thats a good idea if the woman ahs to go to work in a dead end job that depresses you then has to come home and listen to the hubby complain about HIS day. lmao. good joke though. ;)
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