1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for a funnel.

4. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined
by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")

11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an airplane crash.

13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.

14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.

16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.

18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your
fist.

19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other
go first.

20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee"
is.

21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all
in the same store.

22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Ford F350 4x4 is.

24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

26. You actually get these jokes and are " fixin' " to send them to your
friends.

27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard or had this
conversation:

"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

I'm from texas and alot of that sounds like some places around here...

100% OKIE AND PROUD OF IT THANKS FOR POSTING THIS IT MAD ME SMILE
THE FUNNY THING IS I
HAVE LIVED IN GOTEBO,CHICKASHA,AND MIAMI

that was funny I live in Miami now...hehe