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Topic: Do I look gay?
cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:44 AM








You see? you even pick up on the forums man!!!

Way to go!!!!!!!!!!! Yeai!!!!!!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Mamahuevo


See what I'm talking about?

To all: He just called me "ball-sucker" in spanish

Are you trying to tell me something man?

grumble


That's not exactly what it meant.:tongue:


Trust me...it does



mamahuevo

Definition from Wiktionary, a free dictionary

Spanish

Noun

1. (vulgar) c**ksucker





Don't need a dictionary...but thanks for trying...I was born and raised in Spain...so I speak proper Castilian

c**ksucker=mamapinga
ball-sucker=mamahuevo from "mama:suck" and "huevo:men's balls"


For cubans (like John) "mamahuevo" is mostly used in the friend-to-friend slang as "buddy"


Ok now I added you and John to my friends list and I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR "Nut Sucking Buddy"

Huevo, I thought meant "egg"????

But I grew up in Calif, not always the same Spanish used in Spain/Europe.



Life is weird. One day you are someone's best friend. One day you become a nut sucking buddy

grumble

cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:45 AM



Out West, huevos means 'eggs'

but the slang on the street is "balls".

It is also used in Mexico slang for VW Beetle.


Ok we are WAy of topic here offtopic

As you said, Eggs has both meanings "Eggs" and "Balls"...but we were talking about the translation posted as "****"

Now, I don't suck either one...you'll have to ask John that when he's on...

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


So wait wait...let me get this right...Out West people s_ck _bal_s in the Beetles?
Nothing new, they do it in London too...




I knew what you were up to shades MAMAHUEVO smile2

DTHRomeo's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:47 AM


Yo Dude doesn't "enfogonado" means angry or mad?

I used to hear it a lot when i used to live in NJ




It does but sometimes means Eager or Anxious


Gotcha drinker

cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:50 AM



Yo Dude doesn't "enfogonado" means angry or mad?

I used to hear it a lot when i used to live in NJ




It does but sometimes means Eager or Anxious


Gotcha drinker


So go and "enfogona" some of those girls out there man!

drinker

cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:51 AM

You had to put a button on your page saying you are not gay.... HAHAHA! That's funny. I don't think you look it but the radar never lies...


******NOT HELPING******

But thanks anyway

DTHRomeo's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:53 AM




Yo Dude doesn't "enfogonado" means angry or mad?

I used to hear it a lot when i used to live in NJ




It does but sometimes means Eager or Anxious


Gotcha drinker


So go and "enfogona" some of those girls out there man!

drinker


Podria hacer eso pero a veces me meto en problemas

Y es por eso que ando con cautela , hay muchas buenas chicas

Pero tambien muchas que no lo son drinker

cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:58 AM





Yo Dude doesn't "enfogonado" means angry or mad?

I used to hear it a lot when i used to live in NJ




It does but sometimes means Eager or Anxious


Gotcha drinker


So go and "enfogona" some of those girls out there man!

drinker


Podria hacer eso pero a veces me meto en problemas

Y es por eso que ando con cautela , hay muchas buenas chicas

Pero tambien muchas que no lo son drinker


Seguro que si. Es bueno andar con Cautela. Yo sali con ella en el 2002...je je je

Cuidate hermano y gracias por tu posting

John

RonnieCapital's photo
Tue 10/14/08 09:00 AM

Jesus Mother Of God. Can we PLEASE get back on track?

Does John Chevere look gay or not?. It’s a simple matter.

We did a survey at my office and here are the results.

Based on his preposterous profile and his one and only unwise choice of photo…

Out of 24 people questioned;

15 said “ YES, HE IS UTTERLY GAY “

6 said ‘ NO, I DON’T THINK SO…WELL.I’M NOT SURE…MAYBE “

and

3 had NO COMMENT, BUT LAUGHED ABOUT IT (including Mandy, his ex-wife that almost choked with her breakfast)

We have reached a verdict

John Chevere alias “John El Chevere from Miami” is GAY and I hereby pronounce him Mingle2’s come-out-of-the-closet superstar

You can now kiss Clay Aiken smooched

This Court is adjourned



I'm about to do this in my office too. I'll post the results later. John stop being a big baby. A big GAY baby. :banana:

no photo
Tue 10/14/08 10:27 AM


Jesus Mother Of God. Can we PLEASE get back on track?

Does John Chevere look gay or not?. It’s a simple matter.

We did a survey at my office and here are the results.

Based on his preposterous profile and his one and only unwise choice of photo…

Out of 24 people questioned;

15 said “ YES, HE IS UTTERLY GAY “

6 said ‘ NO, I DON’T THINK SO…WELL.I’M NOT SURE…MAYBE “

and

3 had NO COMMENT, BUT LAUGHED ABOUT IT (including Mandy, his ex-wife that almost choked with her breakfast)

We have reached a verdict

John Chevere alias “John El Chevere from Miami” is GAY and I hereby pronounce him Mingle2’s come-out-of-the-closet superstar

You can now kiss Clay Aiken smooched

This Court is adjourned



I'm about to do this in my office too. I'll post the results later. John stop being a big baby. A big GAY baby. :banana:


Dude John is the new online sensation man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scared Who is going to take his big ego now? smile2

no photo
Tue 10/14/08 10:27 AM


You had to put a button on your page saying you are not gay.... HAHAHA! That's funny. I don't think you look it but the radar never lies...


******NOT HELPING******

But thanks anyway


I still think you need to change those pics. You look gay regardless. Later.

hottyholland's photo
Tue 10/14/08 11:53 AM
NO YOU DONT PAPI

lilith401's photo
Tue 10/14/08 11:55 AM
What in the Sam Hill is going on in here?

no photo
Tue 10/14/08 12:11 PM

What in the Sam Hill is going on in here?


Help my friend Lilith401 please???????

flowerforyou

Lillie70's photo
Tue 10/14/08 01:33 PM
So at last an answer! So tell me John...
How does it feel to be a battyman! Ay ay ay!!

:banana: waving

no photo
Tue 10/14/08 01:52 PM
Edited by michiganman3 on Tue 10/14/08 01:53 PM
OK, John try this.

1. Deactivate account.
2. Do a completely new profile.
3. Do it in English and Spanish, many WOMEN who don't speak Spanish have asked me what it says, so the LADIES are interested my friend.
4. New Picture, one that is not like the one you have up now. We don't want people to say, Oh its John the Gay Guy. No, No No, No.
5. Never ask, anyone at anytime:
"Do you think I look, act, smell, dress, drive, talk, use my fork,
type, want to be, my mother is worried, my friends think, in my first profile I asked, I might be Gay"
6. Never, ever refer to this thread.
7. Come on strong to the Ladies. There are many fine women on this site who like a confident man.

Any Questions??????

Good.

cheverejohn's photo
Tue 10/14/08 03:17 PM

OK, John try this.

1. Deactivate account.
2. Do a completely new profile.
3. Do it in English and Spanish, many WOMEN who don't speak Spanish have asked me what it says, so the LADIES are interested my friend.
4. New Picture, one that is not like the one you have up now. We don't want people to say, Oh its John the Gay Guy. No, No No, No.
5. Never ask, anyone at anytime:
"Do you think I look, act, smell, dress, drive, talk, use my fork,
type, want to be, my mother is worried, my friends think, in my first profile I asked, I might be Gay"
6. Never, ever refer to this thread.
7. Come on strong to the Ladies. There are many fine women on this site who like a confident man.

Any Questions??????

Good.



Everyone on this site: My friend Michiganman3 is the winner takes all on this bet. Thank you so much for your advice and I will follow it to the grave.

Just a quick FYI to everyone. I found out a few minutes ago that my "dear friend" Hugo from New York a/k/a "hugocarriso" on this site was actually posting links to my mingle2 profile on several national and international gay-type sites. He was also contacting potential gay partners in Mingle2 and referring them to me as needed.

So the mystery is now solved.

It wasn't me! :laughing:

And of course, I’m now looking to get even.

Over and out.

P.S. My only regret is that MirrorMirror did not meet me at the park. tears

Winx's photo
Tue 10/14/08 05:13 PM


OK, John try this.

1. Deactivate account.
2. Do a completely new profile.
3. Do it in English and Spanish, many WOMEN who don't speak Spanish have asked me what it says, so the LADIES are interested my friend.
4. New Picture, one that is not like the one you have up now. We don't want people to say, Oh its John the Gay Guy. No, No No, No.
5. Never ask, anyone at anytime:
"Do you think I look, act, smell, dress, drive, talk, use my fork,
type, want to be, my mother is worried, my friends think, in my first profile I asked, I might be Gay"
6. Never, ever refer to this thread.
7. Come on strong to the Ladies. There are many fine women on this site who like a confident man.

Any Questions??????

Good.



Everyone on this site: My friend Michiganman3 is the winner takes all on this bet. Thank you so much for your advice and I will follow it to the grave.

Just a quick FYI to everyone. I found out a few minutes ago that my "dear friend" Hugo from New York a/k/a "hugocarriso" on this site was actually posting links to my mingle2 profile on several national and international gay-type sites. He was also contacting potential gay partners in Mingle2 and referring them to me as needed.

So the mystery is now solved.

It wasn't me! :laughing:

And of course, I’m now looking to get even.

Over and out.

P.S. My only regret is that MirrorMirror did not meet me at the park. tears



Mirror stood you up? shocked I'll be talking to him about that.:angry:


akabanilaw's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:21 PM
Sorry Mate
No changes there
New picture same monkey

drinks

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 10/14/08 07:55 PM
pitchfork I was in the mens bathroom at the park.pitchfork You can find me there from 11 am to 5 pm everyday.pitchfork

FAK's photo
Tue 10/14/08 08:31 PM
gay like a football bat

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