A guy is sitting at his local bar pounding down dollar drafts all day.
He gets up and staggers to the toilet. A few minutes later there is a
lot of screaming coming from the mens room. No one thinks much of it and
a few minutes later there it is again. The bartender goes over pounds on
the door and yells "Whats going on in there? You are scaring away all of
my customers."
"Its this toilet. Every time I try to flush something jumps up and
squeezes the hell out of my balls."
The bartender opens the door and says "You a**hole! You are sitting in
the mop bucket!"

LMFAO....

ROFLMAO that was great