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Topic: Ugly Lights and Girls in tights
Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 04:39 PM
Those bars with dimm lighting are the worst for it,we all know it.You meet someone that has that dark bar beauty,you wake up the next day and chew through your arm.(Ladies too)But see if you wait until the bar closes you can fake loosing your keys,getting sick,or if you know how to undo a distributer your can can be broke down and easily fixed after they leave.Just FYI.Ok for the girls in tights what I mean by that is who told women loose pants are attractive?In my day women would put their pants on while they were stiil wet from the washer so they would be so tight you,could'nt help but stare.Oh yeah guys,If there wearing black pants,and take their girlfriend AND therir purse to the bathroom with them.Your not getting any unless you don't mind riding the Crimson tide.(Just FYI)Well this information is from a former DJ,I've seen it,lived it,and loved every minute of it and I still have borh my arms,and Yes I never had one chew their arm off,I al\ways woke up and stopped them.Ha Ha.....Thanks , Frank

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Fri 10/10/08 04:43 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night.

jimmy99005 Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 5815	Fri 10/10/08 04:44 PM
Don't forget about the beer goggles

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 04:52 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES.

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Fri 10/10/08 05:07 PM
Its not the lights that scare me....Its usually so noisy in the bar w/ loud music and people- so when they turn the lights on and music off to kick everyone out I realize I've been talking to a guy who sounds like a chic all night

CircuitRider Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 2065	Fri 10/10/08 05:07 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES. Not ALL men have VISIBLE Adam's Apples

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 05:09 PM Edited by Frankplus1 on Fri 10/10/08 05:10 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES. Not ALL men have VISIBLE Adam's Apples Ok ...Dr.Rider you are right,those that fool us,.....well thats just not right all that false advertizement and all..

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 10/10/08 05:10 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES. Not ALL men have VISIBLE Adam's Apples And I've met some women that should....

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 05:12 PM Edited by Frankplus1 on Fri 10/10/08 05:13 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES. Not ALL men have VISIBLE Adam's Apples And I've met some women that should.... Been to Wyoming I see.

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Fri 10/10/08 05:13 PM
Why I dont look for a date at the bar

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Fri 10/10/08 05:15 PM
Im a bouncer at a local bar and its funny to see the reaction of some people when them lights come on.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 10/10/08 05:15 PM
Thats why at the end of the night...when the bar is about to close....and they turn on the lights, they are called the ugly lights. because you then see who youve been necking with all night. Could be a man,you just don't know.Oh yes you can ONLY MEN HAVE ADAMS APPLES. Not ALL men have VISIBLE Adam's Apples And I've met some women that should.... Been to Wyoming I see. Ahhh Wyoming... where the men are men, and the sheep are restless....

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Fri 10/10/08 05:17 PM
And why do they put sheep on the edge of a cliff.... So the sheep will push back.

seahawks Joined Thu 01/11/07 Posts: 16735	Fri 10/10/08 05:18 PM
And why do they put sheep on the edge of a cliff.... So the sheep will push back.

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 10/10/08 05:20 PM
And why do they put sheep on the edge of a cliff.... So the sheep will push back.

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 05:21 PM
And why do they put sheep on the edge of a cliff.... So the sheep will push back. thats why those farmers have them big boots,they just put the sheeps back legs in and they can't run away

missy51970 Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 12712	Fri 10/10/08 05:23 PM
First and foremost Im a bartender... the crap Ive seen is frikken hilarious... youre right about beer goggles and ugly lights... find em in a bar.. leave em in a bar

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Fri 10/10/08 05:23 PM
Those bars with dimm lighting are the worst for it,we all know it.You meet someone that has that dark bar beauty,you wake up the next day and chew through your arm.(Ladies too)But see if you wait until the bar closes you can fake loosing your keys,getting sick,or if you know how to undo a distributer your can can be broke down and easily fixed after they leave.Just FYI.Ok for the girls in tights what I mean by that is who told women loose pants are attractive?In my day women would put their pants on while they were stiil wet from the washer so they would be so tight you,could'nt help but stare.Oh yeah guys,If there wearing black pants,and take their girlfriend AND therir purse to the bathroom with them.Your not getting any unless you don't mind riding the Crimson tide.(Just FYI)Well this information is from a former DJ,I've seen it,lived it,and loved every minute of it and I still have borh my arms,and Yes I never had one chew their arm off,I al\ways woke up and stopped them.Ha Ha.....Thanks , Frank And here I thought you were all about honesty and goodness.. And Camel Toes are NOT attractive! Sneaks out before the lights come on!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Fri 10/10/08 05:26 PM
First and foremost Im a bartender... the crap Ive seen is frikken hilarious... youre right about beer goggles and ugly lights... find em in a bar.. leave em in a bar I got sucker punched by a manly lesbian protecting my bartender...lol.

Frankplus1 Joined Sun 09/21/08 Posts: 136	Fri 10/10/08 05:28 PM
Those bars with dimm lighting are the worst for it,we all know it.You meet someone that has that dark bar beauty,you wake up the next day and chew through your arm.(Ladies too)But see if you wait until the bar closes you can fake loosing your keys,getting sick,or if you know how to undo a distributer your can can be broke down and easily fixed after they leave.Just FYI.Ok for the girls in tights what I mean by that is who told women loose pants are attractive?In my day women would put their pants on while they were stiil wet from the washer so they would be so tight you,could'nt help but stare.Oh yeah guys,If there wearing black pants,and take their girlfriend AND therir purse to the bathroom with them.Your not getting any unless you don't mind riding the Crimson tide.(Just FYI)Well this information is from a former DJ,I've seen it,lived it,and loved every minute of it and I still have borh my arms,and Yes I never had one chew their arm off,I al\ways woke up and stopped them.Ha Ha.....Thanks , Frank And here I thought you were all about honesty and goodness.. And Camel Toes are NOT attractive! Sneaks out before the lights come on! They may not look good to you but what a conversation starter..